How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's the scariest letter?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?