What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is another name for a cow?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do trees wear to the lake?