What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?