What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where do stars go to college?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?