What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are cars magic?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?