Where do termites go camping?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Who invented fractions?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the fish blush?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?