Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?