Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?