What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's the scariest letter?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?