Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?