What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did you learn in school today, son?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?