Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did March say to the madness?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?