What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?