Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?