Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?