What did the stair machines call each other?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?