What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?