Why did the turkey cross the road?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?