Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What country has the most fish?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do birds go to drink?
What siblings are always sad?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?