Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needs some space!
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?