Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How long will dinner be?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?