Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?