What dog never pays attention in class?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?