Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?