Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?