What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?