Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?