What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?