What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a dog in space?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?