What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What animals love to close envelopes?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are the mountains so tired?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
