What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?