Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a small mom?
Why are stones so good at music?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the most determined bird?