A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?