Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why is a computer so smart?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did summer say to spring?
What day do hands always go to church?
What food is a man's best friend?