Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
Do dads always snore?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?