Why is it hard to hire a clown?
They have big shoes to fill.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What does Rudolph call his wife?