What's E.T. short for?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did spring break up with winter?