What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do fall and winter say hello?