How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
If you need help building an ark...
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?