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Why are ET's eyes so big?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
I'm not a bad putter.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call a dog in space?