Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?