What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?