Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Do you have the best ceiling?
When does a horse talk?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.