Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
If you need help building an ark...
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the foal cough?
Where do kittens go to school?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?