Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?