What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
