What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are cars magic?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?