What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What is the color of the wind?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?