What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
How do scientists grow fruit?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?