How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?